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Gardner (Cholera Remedy &c.)

Laudanum, capsicum, camphor and spirits of nitre — two to ten drops for children, every fifteen minutes.

From
The Home Cook Book
Published
1887
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Exactly as printed, 1887

FIG PASTE FOR CONSTIPATION. -One-half pound of good figs chopped fine, one-half pint of molasses, two ounces powdered senna leaves, one drachm fine powdered ander seed, one drachm of fine powdered cardamom Put the molasses on the stove and let it come to a boil, then stir in all the rest and bring to a boil again. A teaspoonful once in a while is a dose. It will keep, when covered, for a year. - MRS. GARDNER.

CURE FOR BOILS. - ISAIAH Xxxviii. 21. - Go thou and do likewise.

FOR CANKER SORE MOUTH. - Burn a corn cob and apply the ashes two or three times a day.


The Home Cook Book, 1887. Public domain; transcription unaltered.

So what happens if I make it?

Laudanum is opium in tincture, and the instruction is to give it to children every fifteen minutes until the symptoms stop. There is no ceiling on that, and opioids stop breathing before they stop diarrhoea.

Cholera kills by dehydration. Oral rehydration — clean water, salt and sugar in the right proportion — is the treatment, and it is one of the great cheap medical advances of the twentieth century.

Notes from the 21st century

  • The dose range is fivefold. “From two to ten drops” with no guidance on which. For a tincture of opium given to a child, that is an enormous latitude.
  • Spirits of nitre is ethyl nitrite. A vasodilator that forms methaemoglobin, interfering with the blood's ability to carry oxygen.
  • Same page, a fig-and-senna paste. The constipation remedy alongside it is figs, molasses and senna — brisk, but entirely reasonable.

Also in this book

  • Brine That Preserves Butter' a Year — Butter kept twelve months under a salt brine strong enough to float an egg.
  • Cough Mixture — A lemonade of gum arabic and sugar candy, carrying an ounce of opium tincture.
  • Ginger Liqueur — Five ounces of bitter almonds, cold-steeped six days in a gallon of whiskey.

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