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Opium, Laudanum (antidotes)

The antidote table's advice for opium and laudanum — emetic draught, vinegar and water, “dashing cold water on chest and face, walking up and down for two or three hours.”

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The 20th Century Home Cook Book · 1906

Meat for Invalids

Raw loin beaten in a marble mortar with sweet and bitter almonds and sugar, into a pulp with “a rosy hue, and a very agreeable taste.” Said to keep “even in summer.”

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The Dixie Cook-Book · 1883

Mercury, Chloride of Calomel

One grain of mercury chloride twice a day as an alterative, four to five as a laxative. The book calls it “a most dangerous medicine” and prints the doses anyway.

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The 20th Century Home Cook Book · 1906

Stimulants for Opium Poisoning

The home first-aid table treats opium poisoning with “cathartics and stimulants, such as coffee, brandy, and strychnine,” while the patient is walked up and down.

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Household Discoveries and Mrs. Curtis's Cook Book · 1914

Bilious Cholic (opium-turpentine cordial)

“Equal parts of gum opium, gum camphor, and spirits of turpentine, dissolved in spirits.” For stomach pain. Taken by mouth.

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The House-Keeper's Guide and Indian Doctor · 1851

Purgative Pills

Calomel and jalap, ten grains each; opium, a grain and a half; tartar emetic, a grain. “To be taken at once, or divided into pills, if the patient prefer it.”

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Mackenzie's Ten Thousand Receipts · 1867

Raw Beef Soup

A pound of chipped raw beef, four ounces of water, four drops of muriatic acid. Twelve hours on ice, strained, served cold. Nothing is ever cooked.

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Cooking in Old Créole Days · 1904

Sulphuric-Acid Fumigation of Tainted Meat

Meat going off? Suspend it over a bowl of salt, add two ounces of sulphuric acid by degrees, and let the fumes work. “Care must be taken not to breathe them.”

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Household Discoveries and Mrs. Curtis's Cook Book · 1914

Acid, Sulphuric (Diluted)

“Sulphuric acid mixed with 11 times its bulk of water. Used in dyspepsia, also to check sweatings, salivation and diarrhea; also as a gargle.”

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The 20th Century Home Cook Book · 1906

Beer of Sulphuric Acid

Dilute battery acid, orange syrup, two gallons of water. “Entirely harmless, even if taken in considerable quantities.”

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The 20th Century Home Cook Book · 1906

Bonbons cast in leaden moulds

“Provide leaden moulds… oiled with oil of sweet almonds.” Boiling candy syrup goes straight into the lead. The sweets are for children.

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Mackenzie's Ten Thousand Receipts · 1867

Gardner (Cholera Remedy &c.)

Equal parts laudanum, rhubarb, double-strength capsicum, camphor and spirits of nitre. “Dose for children, from two to ten drops,” repeated every fifteen minutes.

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The Home Cook Book · 1887

The Family Medicine Shelf

“Common, everyday remedies” recommended for the home shelf — mercury chloride, opium tincture and a barbiturate-era hypnotic, filed beside the Epsom salts.

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Household Discoveries and Mrs. Curtis's Cook Book · 1914

Children's diarrhea cordial

A teaspoonful every half hour “until the discharge shows the color of the medicine.” The medicine is brandy and opium tincture. The patient is a child.

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The Dixie Cook-Book · 1883

Opossum, roasted whole

“Scald with lye, scrape off hair, and dress whole, leaving on head and tail.” Served with an apple or a sweet potato in its mouth.

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The Dixie Cook-Book · 1883

Sparkle-fining with sugar of lead

Working directions for brightening cordial gin and hock with salts of lead. The book calls it “pernicious” and then prints the method anyway.

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The French Wine and Liquor Manufacturer · 1863

Worms in Children

Boil witch-hazel bark in a pewter vessel and dose by age — a tablespoonful at a year old. “It is sure and safe.”

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The House-Keeper's Guide and Indian Doctor · 1851

Testing and Cooking Mushrooms

Try a piece of any mushroom you cannot identify; if the throat burns, “eat no more but take a copious dose of common salt, which generally neutralizes the poison.”

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The 20th Century Home Cook Book · 1906

Cough Mixture

“Two ounces of gum arabic, one ounce of paregoric elixir, two ounces of sugar candy, juice of one lemon.” A wineglass morning, noon and night.

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The Home Cook Book · 1887

Russian Mode of Preserving Fruit

Moisten quicklime with water containing “a little creosote,” pack the fruit in it, and layer with paper. Reported as in extensive use in Russia.

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Cassell's New Dictionary of Cookery · 1912

Salt Test for Poisonous Mushrooms

“The best rule” for telling a deadly fungus from a safe one: salt the gills and watch the colour. Yellow, poisonous. Black, edible. It is a coin flip.

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Household Discoveries and Mrs. Curtis's Cook Book · 1914

Pickling Olives

Home-cured olives in half a pound of concentrated lye, finished in weak brine. Even the 1915 editors hedge: “We do not vouch for this recipe.”

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Canning, Preserving and Jelly Making · 1915

Preservation of fresh meal (tainted meat)

“Tainted meet may be rendered good by pickling it in potash water for some time; before it is cooked however, it should” be dipped in vinegar. Then serve it.

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A New Collection of Genuine Receipts · 1831

To Prevent Contagion from Eruptive Diseases

Keep sliced raw onions in saucers about the sickroom to absorb the disease, and “as fast as they become discoloured, replace by fresh ones.”

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The Home Cook Book · 1887

Common Ratafia

“Nutmegs, 8 oz., bitter almonds, 10 lbs., Lisbon sugar, 8 lbs., ambergris, 10 grs.” Bruised and infused three days in ten gallons of proof spirit.

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Mackenzie's Ten Thousand Receipts · 1867

Jamaica Rum (factitious)

“Neutral spirits, 4 galls.; Jamaica rum, 1 gall.; sulphuric acid, ½ oz.; acetic ether, 4 oz.” One gallon of rum, stretched to five.

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Mackenzie's Ten Thousand Receipts · 1867

To Make Sherry Wine (by fermentation)

Sixteen barrels of whiskey, two thousand pounds of sugar, coriander seed — and sulphuric acid, “added to clarify the wine.” No sherry involved.

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The French Wine and Liquor Manufacturer · 1863

Almond Milk

“When almonds, either bitter or sweet, are pounded together, and water added…” Four ounces per pint, sweetened, boiled once, drunk as a beverage.

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The Cook Book by Oscar of the Waldorf · 1896

To Can Corn (soldered tins)

Raw corn sealed in tins soldered at the kitchen table, then boiled. “Peas, string beans and Lima beans can be put up in the same way.”

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The Dixie Cook-Book · 1883

Custards, Boiled

“1 pint of milk, 3 eggs, 3 oz. of loaf sugar, 3 laurel-leaves, or the rind of ½ lemon, or a few drops of essence of vanilla.” Take your pick.

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Mrs. Beeton's All About Cookery · 1907

Domestic Peach Brandy

Two gallons of brandy, one of mashed peaches, “and the pits from a peck of the fruit.” Let stand two months, filter, bottle.

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Fruit Recipes · 1907

Oil of Cognac from fusel oil

The flavour of French brandy, manufactured: distilled from marc and lees, esterified with concentrated sulphuric acid, and adulterated with alcohol before it reaches you.

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The French Wine and Liquor Manufacturer · 1863

Raspberry Syrup Coloured with Aniline Red

A wholesale raspberry syrup, given “a good color… by the addition of a sufficient quantity of either aniline-red, or cherry juice.” Either will do.

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The French Wine and Liquor Manufacturer · 1863

Brandy Peaches

Twelve pounds of peaches in syrup and spirit — with the second version dunking them in boiling lye “to loosen the fur,” and both adding the kernels.

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Housekeeping in Old Virginia · 1879

Curry Powder

“One pound and a half of Papaver Somniferum. Two pounds of Turmeric…” The opium poppy, named by species, heading the ingredient list of a curry powder.

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High-Class Cookery Recipes · 1906

Imitation gin with ethers and acid

Gin assembled from ethers and acid, flavoured with mashed prune kernels. The author assures the reader that “the addition of ethers and ammonia is not at all prejudicial.”

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The French Wine and Liquor Manufacturer · 1863

Mushrooms (the salt test)

“Sprinkle salt on the gills; if they turn yellow they are poisonous; if they turn black they are good.” Offered alongside a description of what a safe mushroom looks like.

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The 20th Century Home Cook Book · 1906

Prune Tincture

“Stones, kernels, the whole together” — twenty-five pounds of them, broken open and steeped fifteen days in proof spirit, then blended into brandy.

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The French Wine and Liquor Manufacturer · 1863

Soda Biscuits (No. 65)

Eight pounds of flour, two of butter, and three drachms of muriatic acid — while the same book's appendix quotes Liebig that commercial muriatic acid “is always most impure.”

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The Bread and Biscuit Baker's and Sugar-Boiler's Assistant · 1890

Cherry Ferri

“Draw 1 ounce of American Cherry Ferri in a hot soda cup, fill cup with hot water, add whipped cream if desired.” Just as fine hot or cold.

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The American Soda Book of Receipts and Suggestions, 1905 · 1905

Ginger Liqueur

A gallon of malt whiskey, four pounds of sugar, bruised ginger, lemon rind — and five ounces of bitter almonds. Steep six days, filter, bottle.

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The Home Cook Book · 1887

Peach Jelly

“Crack one-third of the kernels and put them in the jar with the peaches.” Heat, strain, and set as jelly.

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The Dixie Cook-Book · 1883

Pineapple Rum

“Neutral spirits, 4 galls.; honey, 5 pts.; Jamaica rum, 1 gall.; sulphuric acid, 1 oz.; butyric ether, 2 oz.” The pineapple is the ether.

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Mackenzie's Ten Thousand Receipts · 1867

Unfermented Bread

“Mix 1 ounce of bicarbonate of soda with 8 pounds of flour. Stir 1 ounce of hydrochloric acid with 4 pints of warm water.” Fizz the two together and bake.

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Consolidated Library of Modern Cooking and Household Recipes · 1905

Peach-leaf custard flavoring

“How I wish my garden were near enough… a handful of fresh peach leaves! I would boil them in the milk… there is no flavor more delicious.” Said to children, in a book for children.

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Six Little Cooks; or, Aunt Jane's Cooking Class · 1877

Lemon Custard with cherry-laurel

“A wonderful flavour is given… by boiling in the cream… a leaf of the cherry laurel. Great care, however, must be used; for the cherry laurel is poisonous.”

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Kettner's Book of the Table · 1877

Canker in the Mouth (frog butter)

Boil a pound of butter, add “four common green frogs,” cook until dry, stir in alum. For canker of the mouth, throat or stomach. Said to be infallible.

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The House-Keeper's Guide and Indian Doctor · 1851

The Whale-Carcass Rheumatism Cure

American whalemen's cure for rheumatism: open the carcass “while the interior still retains some warmth” and put the patient in from the loins down.

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Meals Medicinal · 1905

Porpoise

Cassell's files the porpoise under fish, soaks the pieces, and fries them with bacon. It is not a fish.

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Cassell's New Dictionary of Cookery · 1912

Coca Champagne

A soda-fountain formula: champagne stock syrup, sugar colour, tartaric acid, and one full pint of cocaine-bearing coca wine.

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The American Soda Book of Receipts and Suggestions, 1905 · 1905

Wine of Coca

The fountain's house coca wine: “Fluid extract of coca, 2 ounces; port wine, 1 gallon; sherry wine, 2 gallons.” Colour to suit.

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The American Soda Book of Receipts and Suggestions, 1905 · 1905

Test Pickles for Copper

Chop the pickle into ammonia and watch for deep blue — proof it was “cooked in brass or copper kettles.” A routine kitchen test, because it happened constantly.

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Household Discoveries and Mrs. Curtis's Cook Book · 1914

Alum for Croup

“For croup, combine a teaspoonful of powdered alum… with two teaspoonfuls of sugar, and give this promptly.” Plus a quarter-ounce of alum in boiled milk.

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Meals Medicinal · 1905

Peacock

“Kill a peacock by thrusting a quill into his brain,” roast it, re-dress it in its own feathered skin on iron wires, and set burning camphor in its beak at table.

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Cassell's New Dictionary of Cookery · 1912

Gherkins (pickling method)

The gherkins are boiled in half vinegar “in an untinned copper basin,” then cooled in the same liquid. The green colour is the point.

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The Epicurean · 1894

Mineral Oil Mayonnaise

“Mineral oil… has no food value. It may be used to make mayonnaise dressing.” The book adds: “Mineral oil is mildly laxative, an added advantage.”

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Modernistic Recipe-Menu Book · 1929

Brine That Preserves Butter' a Year

Three gallons of brine “strong enough to bear an egg,” with loaf sugar and a tablespoonful of saltpetre. Wrap the butter in muslin and sink it for a year.

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The Home Cook Book · 1887

Honey and Tar Cough Candy

Boil horehound down, add honey, lard and “a tablespoonful each of lard and tar,” and boil to a candy. Increase the dose “from a piece the size of a pea to as much as can be relished.”

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The Bride's Cook Book · 1918

Terrapin, a la Maryland

Boil it whole, “draw out nails from feet,” discard the gall bladder and sand bags — but the liver and the small intestines stay in.

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The Story of Crisco · 1913

Hectic Cough (tar-and-port cordial)

Three yolks, a gill of honey and a spoonful of tar stirred into half a pint of port over a slow fire. A teaspoonful before each meal, with cayenne in hot water at bedtime.

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The House-Keeper's Guide and Indian Doctor · 1851

Mayonnaise Maigre

Mayonnaise built on “one and a half cups of mineral oil,” beaten a teaspoon at a time into raw yolks. Recommended because it passes through undigested.

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Cook and Be Cool · 1928

To Cook Turtles

“Drop four turtles into boiling water, and boil one hour,” then skin the legs and feet, return them to fresh boiling water for another hour and a half, and finish with Madeira.

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Housekeeping in Old Virginia · 1879

Turtle Garnish

A soup garnish of mushrooms, truffles, brains, beef palates, olives, gherkins and chicken quenelles, warmed through in the turtle liquor.

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The Cook Book by Oscar of the Waldorf · 1896

Beef-Steak for Winter Use

Cut the steaks the usual thickness, layer them in a jar with salt, sugar and powdered saltpetre, and keep in “a cool, airy place, where it will not freeze.”

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Buckeye Cookery · 1880

Calf's Head en Tortue, Dressed

Half a calf's head, boned and simmered three hours in acidulated white stock, garnished with large cockscombs and topped with the ear, skewered upright.

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The Epicurean · 1894

Halfpenny Gingerbread Squares (No. 49)

Alum boiled in water and poured into the treacle, three ounces at a time. “This mixture is for wholesale purposes, and pays well.”

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The Bread and Biscuit Baker's and Sugar-Boiler's Assistant · 1890

Mock Turtle à la Marion Harland

A calf's head dressed as turtle, garnished with imitation turtle eggs: boiled yolks rubbed with the calf's boiled brains, bound with raw egg, “rolled into little marbles with floured hands.”

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The Butterick Cook Book · 1911

Pickled Cucumbers (Gallon vinegar)

“To green the fruit: line your brass kettle with grape-leaves… and boil.” Stated as routine practice, with no comment.

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Housekeeping in Old Virginia · 1879

Turtle — notes about using fresh turtle for soup

“The turtle must be put in straw in the cellar and given water every 2 or 3 hours. It should be beheaded at night, and left hanging neck downwards.” Then dress the fins like calf's head.

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The Cookery Book of Lady Clark of Tillypronie · 1909

Borated Fish

“Fish preserved by boracic acid; largely imported from Norway.” That is the whole entry. No comment is offered, because none was needed.

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The Grocer's Encyclopedia · 1911

Brisket of Beef

“Take one pound bag salt, two of saltpetre, a little sugar, and a few cloves. Rub this mixture well into the beef every day for a week.”

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Cooking in Old Créole Days · 1904

Larks in Onions (Italian Recipe)

Eight larks boned and baked inside four Spanish onions, then glazed and served with the heads put back on — “from which the eyes should be removed.”

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Mrs. Beeton's All About Cookery · 1907

Lime-Juice Cordial

Six pounds of sugar, four ounces of citric acid, and “one half ounce boric acid.” The book adds, with satisfaction, “This will keep indefinitely.”

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On Uncle Sam's Water Wagon · 1919

Woodcock, roasted

“He is never drawn, and every morsel of him is eaten, to the last entrail.” Roasted over toast that catches the trail, which is then spread and served.

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Kettner's Book of the Table · 1877

Oreilles d'Agneau à la Marquise (Lambs' Ears)

Lambs' ears stewed and served upright on a border, “with a peeled plover's egg in each ear,” cocks' combs and cream sauce in the centre.

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Menus Made Easy · 1907

Ammonia Cocktail

“Aromatic Spirits of Ammonia, 2 dashes; Orange Syrup, 1 ounce; Bicarbonate of Soda, ½ teaspoonful.” Add the soda last, stir, serve quickly.

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The American Soda Book of Receipts and Suggestions, 1905 · 1905

English Sparrows as Food

Trap the sparrows, poison the wary ones — then cage-fatten the rest on table scraps and “place the thumb nail at the base of the skull and dislocate the neck.”

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Household Discoveries and Mrs. Curtis's Cook Book · 1914

Roast Doe-Birds

“Singe, draw and truss six fine, fat doe-birds.” Doe-bird was market slang for the Eskimo curlew, a species not reliably seen since 1963.

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The International Cook Book · 1906

To Make White Wine Whey

Boil skimmed milk with sherry, lemon juice and “fifteen grains of purified nitre,” let the curd subside, and take it in two doses at bedtime.

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The British Cookery Book · 1864

Raw Marrow for the Bloodless

Marrow from “animals, freshly killed,” administered to bloodless patients “to stimulate their fresh blood formation.” The logic is that marrow makes blood, so eat marrow.

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Meals Medicinal · 1905

Raw Beef for Dysentery

“Raw beef is excellent in dysentery; it should be minced very fine, and given in doses of a spoonful at a time,” every four hours.

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Buckeye Cookery · 1880

Brain-paste sandwich filling

A brain paste, cooled, spread between rounds of bread fried in clarified butter and warmed over hot water. Filed under “dainties.”

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Salads, Sandwiches and Chafing-Dish Dainties · 1911

Food for Infants, and its Preparation

Infant feeding by starch — arrowroot, bread, baked flour — with proprietary “farinaceous food” pronounced “unquestionably the best aliment that can be given.”

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Mrs. Beeton's All About Cookery · 1907

Frog Broth and Puree

Frogs' legs and hindquarters simmered with celery, carrot, turnip and leek, then pounded to a purée and served “in a clear state in cups” to invalids.

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The Epicurean · 1894

Yolk of Raw Egg, &c. (Dr. Seton)

A prescribed sickroom dose: raw yolk and half a white, sweetened and beaten with warm water, then brandy, whisky or port added. Often taken “well whisked” in wine alone.

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The Cookery Book of Lady Clark of Tillypronie · 1909

Eggs (Invalid Cookery)

“An egg broken into a cup of tea, or beaten and mixed with a basin of milk, makes a breakfast more supporting than tea solely.” Yolk and white split into two draughts with wine.

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Consolidated Library of Modern Cooking and Household Recipes · 1905

Rattlesnake's Bite

“Take green hoarhound tops and pound them fine; press out the juice,” a tablespoonful three times a day — “before breakfast, dinner, and just on going to bed.”

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The House-Keeper's Guide and Indian Doctor · 1851

French Remedy for Consumption

“One-half pound finely cut up fresh beefsteak; one drachm pulverized charcoal; four ounces pulverized sugar; four ounces rye whisky; one pint boiling water.” Stand overnight, take liquid and meat.

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The Dixie Cook-Book · 1883

To Make Brain Cakes

Blanched brains beaten with egg yolk, cream, parsley and butter, fried light brown, and recommended as a garnish for calf's-head hash.

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The British Cookery Book · 1864

Prune Whip

Stewed prunes chopped fine, folded into raw beaten egg whites, and stood on the ice. A nursery and sickroom dessert.

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Mrs. Fryer's Loose Leaf Cook Book · 1922

A Good Relish—Uncooked

Three cups of chopped raw cabbage, onion and green pepper, a little sugar and vinegar, “place in jars and cover with parafine.” Nothing is ever cooked.

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Libertyville Presbyterian Cook Book · 1920

Choking remedy

“If you can get it neither up nor down, place two grains of tartar emetic in the patient's mouth.” As it dissolves it will make him “excessively sick,” and the obstruction may shift.

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Mackenzie's Ten Thousand Receipts · 1867

Beef Juice

“The best nurses now prepare beef juice”: an inch-thick round, seared two minutes, then pressed. The recipe warns you not to heat the juice, because it would set.

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The Butterick Cook Book · 1911

Liver for Bleeding Lungs

Fresh animal liver as a food “to help against active bleeding from the lungs in consumptive disease,” three or four ounces daily — and the same liver dried and powdered as a drug.

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Meals Medicinal · 1905

To Can Peas

Fill the jars with uncooked peas, top with cold water, stand them on straw in a wash boiler and boil three hours. Tighten the lids once cold.

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How to Cook Vegetables · 1890

Albumen Beverages

Beat the white to a froth, add orange or lemon juice, strain, sweeten, serve cold. An entire recipe family with no heat step anywhere in it.

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The Metropolitan Cook Book · 1918

Mayonnaise Dressing

Two uncooked yolks beaten with salt and cayenne, then a quart of oil worked in drop by drop. The closing line tells you to keep it a week.

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How to Cook Vegetables · 1890

Syllabub

“Dissolve a generous teaspoon of sugar in a tablespoon of brandy. Put in a pint cup and milk into this from the cow till the foam reaches the top.” Filed under invalid cookery.

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Good Housekeeping's Cook Book · 1909

Yellow Sauce

Yolks beaten with powdered sugar, whites beaten stiff with more sugar, combined and poured over hot pudding. No custard stage, no double boiler, no cooked syrup.

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The Catskill Cook Book · 1911

Yorkshire Black Puddings

Blood pudding seasoned with pennyroyal — a herb long used as an abortifacient — and hung in the larder until wanted.

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Cassell's New Dictionary of Cookery · 1912

Albumenized Water

A cup of cold water, the white of one egg, lemon juice and sugar, shaken in a covered jar and stood on ice. Served to exactly the people who can least afford it.

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Mrs. Fryer's Loose Leaf Cook Book · 1922

Iced Rice Pudding

Rice boiled and drained, a quart of milk poured over, sugar beaten with two raw yolks stirred in, whites folded through, and the whole frozen.

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Good Things to Eat and How to Prepare Them · 1907

Koumiss

Two quarts of new milk with sugar and a third of a yeast cake, stood warm ten hours, bottled — “cork the bottles tightly and tie the corks down” — and left another day.

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Mrs. Fryer's Loose Leaf Cook Book · 1922

Nectar

Tartaric acid, sugar and hot water boiled seven minutes; “when nearly cold, add the whites of four eggs, one ounce essence wintergreen. Bottle and keep cool.”

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Twentieth Century Cook Book · 1901

Roast Turkey, with Truffles

A pound and a half of pounded truffles mixed with rasped fat bacon, stuffed into a raw turkey, which is then held forty-eight hours before roasting.

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Housekeeping in Old Virginia · 1879

Sausage (Seven pounds of lean pork)

Seven pounds of lean pork and nearly two of fat, ground with sage, pepper and salt. “Taste, to be sure all is right.” The mixture is raw.

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Twentieth Century Cook Book · 1901

Sweet Corn (canned)

“The following recipe for canning corn is so satisfactory that no other will be given for this article in these pages.” It is a boiling-water process.

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Canning, Preserving and Jelly Making · 1915

Veal Chops (forcemeat-coated)

Fry the chops brown but “without actually cooking the chops,” press them cold, coat thickly with a paste of raw pork, marrow and raw egg yolk, and bake ten minutes.

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The Story of Crisco · 1913

Blancmanger (Carême's receipt)

Carême's blancmanger: sweet almonds with twenty bitter ones pounded in, strained into isinglass jelly, never cooked. Once prescribed to consumptive patients.

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Kettner's Book of the Table · 1877

Braised Calf's Head (with Calf's Head, Financiere)

Bone the head, stuff it with veal and bacon forcemeat, sew it up and stew four hours. The Financière scalds and stuffs the ears and crowns the whole with cockscomb skewers.

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The Cook Book by Oscar of the Waldorf · 1896

Colds

“A half-teaspoonful of ARM & HAMMER BRAND BICARBONATE OF SODA in a glass of water… will often ward off a cold in its early stages.” And a pound of it in a hot bath for rheumatism.

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Book of Valuable Recipes · 1915

Bite of Serpent

Snakebite protocol: “apply fire in some form to the wound, thoroughly and immediately,” follow with ammonia, and give whisky “to intoxication.”

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Buckeye Cookery · 1880

Broiled Beef Balls

Scrape the soft part from a piece of raw round steak, form into balls “applying no more pressure than absolutely necessary,” and cook two minutes.

🧪 Bad Science Yikes

Good Housekeeping's Cook Book · 1909

Clabbered Milk

“Stand the bottle of milk in a warm place until it is the consistency of cream. Season with a little salt, and drink in place of buttermilk.”

🧪 Bad Science Yikes

On Uncle Sam's Water Wagon · 1919

Syllabubs Under the Cow

Sugar, lemon, a pint of sherry and a glass of brandy in a punch bowl — then “take it to the dairymaid, and let her milk the cow into the bowl until it is quite full.” Stands overnight.

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Cassell's New Dictionary of Cookery · 1912

Calf's Head Pudding

Boil the skinned head five or six hours “until the bones are ready to drop out,” pick it fine, bind with eggs — then “lay the brains all over the top and bake.”

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Housekeeping in Old Virginia · 1879

Mutton Custard for Bowel Complaints or Consumptive

Fresh mutton suet shredded fine with cinnamon or nutmeg, boiled in a pint of milk, skimmed, and taken warm — half a teacupful, three or four times a day.

💊 Doctor's Orders Yikes

The British Cookery Book · 1864

Castor Oil and Sarsaparilla

Soda water, two tablespoonfuls of sarsaparilla syrup, then two tablespoonfuls of castor oil. Fill with soda from the syphon “and drink at once.”

💊 Doctor's Orders Yikes

On Uncle Sam's Water Wagon · 1919

Lime Water

“One of the most useful agents of household economy,” dosed into children's milk, stirred in to stop milk curdling, and added to bread sponge to stop it souring.

💊 Doctor's Orders Yikes

The Home Cook Book · 1887

Snail-and-Frog Broth

Francatelli's invalid broth: two or three garden snails, “the hind-quarters only of two dozen stream-frogs previously skinned,” bruised together and simmered with turnip and saffron.

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Meals Medicinal · 1905

Snails à la Bordelaise (Lazzarini)

“Put ten pounds of snails in a covered barrel and keep for ten days.” Then salt, vinegar, and stirring “until a foam rises.” All of it alive.

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Bohemian San Francisco · 1914

Boiled Calf's Udder for French Forcemeat

Stew the udder, pound it in a mortar, rub it through a sieve. Beeton lists it as one of the three things French forcemeat is made of.

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Mrs. Beeton's All About Cookery · 1907

Udder, Beef

Udder “gently simmered in broth or water, then sliced, and served with onion or tomato sauce.” Salted and eaten cold, if you prefer.

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Cassell's New Dictionary of Cookery · 1912

Fresh Fowl's Blood in Warm Lemonade

For wasting and prostration: fresh fowl's blood “mixed with warm wine, or milk, punch, warm lemonade, or coffee… before its coagulation ensues.”

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Meals Medicinal · 1905

Frog Salad

“One pound white, medium sized frogs” as the salad meat, with artichokes, potatoes, hard-boiled eggs and a French dressing.

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Ninety-Nine Salads and How to Make Them · 1897

Ox Palates Rolled and Stuffed

Ox palates “slowly simmered many hours,” pressed under a weight, skinned, rolled around quenelle stuffing and glazed.

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The Cookery Book of Lady Clark of Tillypronie · 1909

Squirrels En Casserole

Jointed squirrels layered with salt pork, corn and lima beans, the pot luted shut with a paste of flour and water, and left for four hours.

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How to Cook in Casserole Dishes · 1912

Squirrel Pot Pie

“Prepare squirrels as rabbits, cut in pieces, flour and fry brown.” Stew an hour, lay biscuit rounds on top, boil fifteen minutes covered.

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Modernistic Recipe-Menu Book · 1929

Four Cockscombs

Four cockscombs, blanched and skinned, with veal or chicken quenelles in a white sauce, filled into puff pastry at the last moment.

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High-Class Cookery Recipes · 1906

To Catch Wild Ducks or Geese Alive

The entire recipe: “Soak wheat in strong alcohol, and scatter where they are in the habit of feeding, and take them while they are drunk.”

🎩 Just Plain Weird Iffy

Buckeye Cookery · 1880

To Keep Oysters Alive and Fatten

Stand the oysters in a tub “with their mouths upwards” and feed them salt water “by dipping in a broom and frequently passing over their mouths.” Add meal to fatten.

🎩 Just Plain Weird Iffy

Housekeeping in Old Virginia · 1879

Bearnaise Sauce (invalid version)

Four tablespoons of shortening creamed into four egg yolks, with tarragon vinegar and onion juice. A béarnaise for patients, made with Crisco.

🎩 Just Plain Weird Iffy

Modernistic Recipe-Menu Book · 1929

Crabs (to boil)

“They should be boiled alive, being plunged into cold water” and heated slowly — deliberately, so they do not “throw off their claws by a violent jerk.”

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The Cook Book by Oscar of the Waldorf · 1896

Haggis, the Edinburgh prize receipt (Meg Dods)

“Clean a fat sheep's pluck… letting the windpipe lie over the side of the pot to permit the phlegm and blood to disgorge from the lungs.” A prize receipt.

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Kettner's Book of the Table · 1877

Roasted Snipes

Bone the snipes, stuff them with pork and mushroom — then “fry the trails of the snipes with three chickens' livers… pound and pass them through a fine hair-sieve.”

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The Cook Book by Oscar of the Waldorf · 1896

Cleaning Codfish

“Cod is crimped by being cut up and notched with a knife while partly alive; but some cooks object to this.” Oscar records the objection and the method.

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The Cook Book by Oscar of the Waldorf · 1896

The goodly terms of Carving

Kettner reprints the carving vocabulary from Wynkyn de Worde's 1508 “Booke of Kervinge,” where every creature has its own verb.

🎩 Just Plain Weird Iffy

Kettner's Book of the Table · 1877

Toulouse Ragout

“Prepare half a dozen fine, large cockscombs” with sweetbreads and truffles in a drawn-butter sauce. A San Francisco banquet centrepiece.

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Bohemian San Francisco · 1914

Pickle for Corning Beef

Three gallons of water, 6¾ pounds of salt, 2½ pounds of sugar, a pint of molasses — and “1 ounce pearlash.” Sufficient for fifty pounds of beef.

🎩 Just Plain Weird Iffy

Mrs. Fryer's Loose Leaf Cook Book · 1922

Yorkshire Christmas Pie

The true Yorkshire pie: a boned fowl sewn inside a goose, packed round with pigeon, partridge and hare in a raised crust. An 1832 specimen broke down carrying itself.

🎩 Just Plain Weird Iffy

Kettner's Book of the Table · 1877

Toast Sandwiches for Invalids

“Toast carefully a very thin slice of bread… lay it between two slices of thin bread and butter,” each seasoned with a very little mustard and salt. That is the recipe.

🎩 Just Plain Weird Iffy

The British Cookery Book · 1864

Good Mincemeat Without Intoxicants

Five pounds of beef, twice the apple, a quart of boiled cider and no spirits at all. The title does the framing; the canning method does the damage.

🎩 Just Plain Weird Odd

Good Housekeeping's Cook Book · 1909

Adulteration (the trade's defense)

A trade encyclopedia mounts the defence: “at least half the accusations are unfounded,” and mustard cut with flour is “not only harmless but… perfectly proper and justifiable.”

🎩 Just Plain Weird Odd

The Grocer's Encyclopedia · 1911

Boiled Eggs at the Soda Fountain

“Several large dispensers through the West have introduced the novelty of boiling eggs at the soda fountain, to order” — served in a little silver cup, eaten from the shell.

🎩 Just Plain Weird Odd

The American Soda Book of Receipts and Suggestions, 1905 · 1905