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Purgative Pills

Mercury, opium and antimony rolled into one mass, to be taken at once.

From
Mackenzie's Ten Thousand Receipts
Published
1867
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Exactly as printed, 1867

Of calomel and jalap each 10 grains; opium 1½ grain; tartar emetic a grain; oil of aniseed 1 drop. Make the whole into a mass.

To be taken at once, or divided into pills, if the patient prefer it.


Mackenzie's Ten Thousand Receipts, 1867. Public domain; transcription unaltered.

So what happens if I make it?

Three poisons with three different jobs. Calomel is mercurous chloride, which purges by damaging the gut. Tartar emetic is an antimony salt, which makes you vomit. The opium is there to stop you minding.

Taken together and at once, the effect is violent emptying from both ends, which the period read as the medicine working. Mercury and antimony both accumulate; the damage does not clear when the dose does.

Notes from the 21st century

  • Calomel was the era's aspirin. It was given for almost everything, to adults and children alike, and chronic use produced the tremors and loosened teeth that mark mercury poisoning.
  • Jalap is the only ordinary ingredient. A morning-glory root, a straightforward and drastic purgative. It is the least alarming thing in the pill.
  • “If the patient prefer it”. The choice on offer is whether to swallow the mass whole or in pieces. Not whether to take it.

Also in this book

  • Bonbons cast in leaden moulds — Boiling sugar syrup, poured into moulds made of lead, and handed to children.
  • Choking remedy — If it will go neither up nor down, put two grains of tartar emetic in the choking person's mouth.
  • Common Ratafia — Ten pounds of bitter almonds infused in ten gallons of spirit, perfumed with ambergris.

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